Ice breaker muna. JOKE TIME! (Going green!)
I found this on my inbox emailed by my relative in San Leandro, California. It gave me a good laugh, so it might do the same for you. However, if you’re too sensitive & don’t go for something GREEN SOMETIMES, please stop reading & browse something else from my site. Okidoki? Read on if you haven’t received such forwarded email.
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, the teacher asked the boy, “What is your problem?” Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade & I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
The teacher had enough. She took the boy to the principal’s office.
While the Boy was waiting in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test & if he failed to answer any of his questions, he has to go back to the first-grade & behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in & the conditions were explained to him & agreed to take the test.
Principal : What is is 3 x 3 ?
Boy : 9.
Principal : What is 6 x 6 ?
Boy : 36.
And so it went every question the principal thought a third grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher & tells her, “I think this boy can go to the third-grade.”
The teacher says to the principal, “I have my own questions. Can I ask him?”
The principal & the boy both agreed.
The teacher asks, “What’s in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets.
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish fluid?
Boy : Coconut
Teacher : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal’s eye open really wide & before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy : Bubblegum
Teacher : What does a man do standing and a woman does sitting and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open really wide & before he could stop the answer,
Boy : Shake hands
Teacher : Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Teacher : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent.
Teacher : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. The principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy : Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose
Teacher : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow
Teacher : What word starts with “F” and ends with a “K” that means a lot of heat & excitement ?
Boy : Firetruck
Teacher : What is it that all men have one of, it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
Boy : Surname
Teacher : What part of man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping & is responsible for making love?
Boy : Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & said to the teacher :
“Send this boy to college! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”